ϟ follow me here:
please follow me on my new tumblr, xcosmicxlove
this one is all messed, no idea what happened…(:
ϟ when i walk outside
Normal people:
Me:
omg this is mine :O
^^you are tumblr famous :D
psht nah ;D
OMG this is lyke so me… Wait… THIS IS SO LYKE ME!!
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ϟ Wake up, look at clock: 6:00. Shut eyes for a second, look at clock: 6:01. Shut eyes for a second, look at clock: 7:58.
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ϟ THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR TEACHER IS HAVING AN EYE CONTACT WITH YOU.
STARE AWAY..
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ϟ “Get out a piece of paper and take notes class!”
Some annoying little bitch:
“Can I have some paper please?”
You:
“Ugh Fuck..”
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ϟ That moment when you try to catch all the perfume you sprayed in the air
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ϟ When the teacher says you can choose your own partners:
The girls are like…
and the guys are like…
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ϟ Trying to impress people when you dance
Expectations:
Reality:
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ϟ What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
FOREVER UNEMPLOYED.
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ϟ When a friend makes you laugh in class and you have to try and hold it in
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ϟ Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out.
This is my life.
For some reason I always have to pee D:
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